Guest: Phil Mc Grath
Featured Saint of the Day: St. Bernard of Clairvaux
Today Deacon Rick and Jenny had another hilarious installment of "Filling in with Phil." Phil Mc Grath woke us up with his humor and peppy attitude. The jokes for today were:
A guy walks into a bar with two huge ferocious doberman pincers. The bar tender looks up and asks "What'd ya call 'em?" The man says, "Rolex and Timex." The Bar Tender looked from the man to the dogs and asked "Why that?" The man answers, "Because they're Watch Dogs."
What did Jesus say to his Disciples at the Last Supper?
--"If you want in the picture, you better get on this side of the table."
On a more serious note, Phil shared with us that St. Mary's food pantry is in need of plastic sacks that they use to send food with people. If you have plastic bags around the house, please bring them to the St. Mary's Food Pantry.
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